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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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— 6 days ago with 324836 notes

rifa:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr

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— 6 days ago with 57921 notes

elksongs:

sonofvandruk:

shitshilarious:

when they start trying to lecture me on some shit i dont care about

When she goes all the way down to the base

Two kinds of people

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— 1 month ago with 65550 notes

comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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— 1 month ago with 137094 notes
societysuckers:

A poem brought to you by Body Count

societysuckers:

A poem brought to you by Body Count

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— 1 month ago with 215 notes

fireflyfrom-hell:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

northwestwade:

Oh my god

I’ve watched this 3-second clip like eighteen times 

What the fuck. Hahah.

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— 1 month ago with 397122 notes
yungtapatio:

earthshakinlove:

ohshejuicy:

cyphyy:

I laughed wayyy too hard.

Laughed way too hard at this lmao

Same

Hahahahahaha tru

yungtapatio:

earthshakinlove:

ohshejuicy:

cyphyy:

I laughed wayyy too hard.

Laughed way too hard at this lmao

Same

Hahahahahaha tru

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— 1 month ago with 128904 notes